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An Elderly Man Was In A Long Queue


An elderly man was in a long queue at his local supermarket.

As he got to the register he realised he had forgotten to get cond0ms,
So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register:
She asked. “What size c0ndoms?”
The customer replied that he didn’t know.
She asked him to drop his trousers, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom.
“One box of large condoms, Till 5.”
The next man in line thought this was interesting and like most of us was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got up to the register, he told the cashier that he too had forgotten to get c0ndoms and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn’t know.
She asked him to drop his trousers, gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom microphone and said.
“One box of medium-sized c0ndoms, Till 5.”
A few customers back were this Crusty old man.
He thought what he had seen was way too cool. For a long time, he had never had any type of s*xual contact with a woman, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the checkout he told the girl he needed some c0ndoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn’t know.
She asked him to drop his trousers, she reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the Intercom and said…….
“Mop and bucket, till 5.”





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