An elderly man gets pulled over by police,
“Step out of the car,” says the cop,
“I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.”
“I can’t”, the man says
“I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”
“Alright,” says the cop,
“then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”
“Can’t do that either,” Jim replies,
“I am a haemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”
“Ok,” the cop answers
“then I will need a urine sample.”
“Sorry,” says Jim
“I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”
“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.”
“Can’t do that either” responds Jim.
“Why not?” asked the cop.
“Well, because I’m drunk! I could go to jail!”
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