An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse.
Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s b*tt and asks,
“How high up are we?”
“About 2,000 feet,” the eagle replies.
The mouse replies,
“You ain’t sh*ttin’ me, are you?”
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