A Young Man Is Sitting In A Bar.

A young man is sitting in a bar looking sad.

Bartender: What’s the matter?

Man: My marriage is over.

Bartender: What happened?


“Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special.

“Then She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said,

“Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”

“Okay,” I said.

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,

“SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.

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