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A young man is sitting in a bar looking sad.
Bartender: What’s the matter?
Man: My marriage is over.
Bartender: What happened?
“Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special.
“Then She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said,
“Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”
“Okay,” I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,
“SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.