A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says,
“Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.
“He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. And he then asks,
“What’s Your occupation?”
“I’m a Lady of the night,” she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
” Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman says,
“OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.
“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
“I’m an elite chicken
The accountant asks,
“What does chicken farming have to do with being a post!tute?”
“Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”
“Chicken Farmer it is.
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