A Woman Walks Into An Accountant’s Office. –

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says,

“Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.

“He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. And he then asks,

“What’s Your occupation?”

“I’m a Lady of the night,” she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,

” Let’s try to rephrase that.”

The woman says,

“OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.

“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,

“I’m an elite chicken

The accountant asks,

“What does chicken farming have to do with being a post!tute?”

“Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”

“Chicken Farmer it is.

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