A wolf, a rabbit and a tortoise needed a drink.
They drew sticks and the tortoise came up short and had to go to the shop to get a bottle of Vodka.
An hour passed and the wolf and the rabbit got pretty pissed.
“This is too slow even for a slowpoke like him”, said the wolf.
“If I went, we would already be on our second bottle by now”, chimed in the rabbit.
The door opened and the tortoise poked his head in,
“If you guys criticize this much, I ain’t even going!”
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