A turtle was walking down an alley in New York.
He was mugged by a gang of snails.
A police detective came to investigate.
They asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied:
“I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”
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