A teacher was testing children in her Sunday School Class, to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
She asked them,
” If I sold my house and car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church. Would that get me into heaven ?”
“NO ” the children answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawns, weeded the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven ?”
Again the answer was ” NO”
She was bursting with pride for them and said,
” Then how do I get to heaven ?”
One little boy at the back of the room shouted.
“You have to be dead!!”
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