A Scotsman went skiing in Canada for the first time.
At the end of a great day on the slopes, he retired to the local tavern.
After getting six whiskeys in him he stood up and turned around to discover a large, stuffed animal head with giant antlers hanging from the wall.
“Barkeep,” he said,
“what the hell is that?”
The bartender said,
“Oh, that’s a moose!”
The Scotsman bugged out his eyes and cried,
“Holy crap! How big are the cats?!”
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