A Rabbit Is Hopping Through The Woods.

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A rabbit is hopping through the woods when he comes upon a giraffe who is about to smoke some weed.

The rabbit looks up at the giraffe and says,

“Giraffe, don’t smoke weed! Weed is a drug and drugs are bad, come running with me through the forest!”

The giraffe looks at the weed, then looks at the rabbit, then back at the weed.

The giraffe tossed his blunt aside and they go running through the forest together.

Run! Run! Run! Hop! Hop! Hopping along.

Soon they come to a clearing with a sheep that is about to shoot up heroin.

The rabbit says to the sheep,

“Mr Sheep, don’t do heroin. Heroin is a drug and drugs are bad for you! Come running with us through the forest!”

The sheep look at the heroin, then looks at the rabbit, then back at the heroin. The sheep tossed his needle aside and they go running through the forest together.

Run! Run! Run! Hop! Hop! Hopping along.

Soon they come to a clearing and in this clearing is a tiger who is about to drink a can of beer.

The rabbit looks at the tiger and says,

“Mr Tiger, don’t drink beer! Alcohol is a drug and drugs are bad for you! Come running with us through the forest!”

The tiger looks at his beer, looks at the rabbit and back his beer.

He takes a claw and cracks open the beer and proceeds to carefully place it down beside him. He gets up and walks over to the rabbit, lifts up a paw and starts mauling the rabbit!

The giraffe and sheep are in shock.

They scream, “What are you doing? He was just trying to help you!”

The tiger turns to them and growls, Every time that rabbit does cocaine, I end up running through the forest!