A man takes his rottweiler to the vet.
“Can you have a look at him?” he says,
“I think he’s cross-eyed”
So the vet picks up the dog and examines him.
“I’m going to have to put him down,” says the vet.
“Why, just because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, says the vet,
“because he’s heavy!”
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