A man and his dog walk into a bar.
The man proclaims,
“I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.”
Bartender: “Yeah! Sure … go ahead.”
Man: “What covers a house?”
Dog: “Roof!”
Man: “How does sandpaper feel?”
Dog: “Rough!”
Man: “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
Dog: “Ruth!”
Man: “Pay up. I told you he could talk.”
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door.
Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says
, “or is the greatest player Mantle?”
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