A man and a woman get married,
The man tells the woman that he’s an avid deer hunter.
The woman says “okay, thats fine.”
Then they get married.
After a couple years of the man going out hunting the woman says
“I want to go with you. It’s a great bonding experience.”
The man agrees and they go get her certifications.
He puts her in a blind and says
“I’ll be in this stand over here and if I hear shots, I’ll come running.”
A while later he hears her shots ring off
*Bang Bang Bang*
He comes sprinting over to find her arguing with a man.
She keeps screaming
“THATS MY DEER, DONT TOUCH MY DEER!”
The man says
“Miss you can keep the deer, just let me get my saddle off it first”
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