A Male mosquito to its wife: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you.
Female mosquito: Ok fine, now go to sleep.
Male mosquito: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you.
Female mosquito: Sure love, go to sleep.
Male mosquito: I will drive you around Paris in a Mercedes.
Female mosquito: Hmmmmmm… ok, go to sleep…
Male mosquito: You don’t trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain….
Female mosquito: You idiot go to sleep…
Male mosquito: Honey I’ll do anything for you.
Female mosquito: You silly son of a b!tch… how many times have I told you not to come home after biting a politician.
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