A madcap escaped from the mental asylum and hid in a farm barn.
Feeling bored, he decided to drag a Jenny female donkey), a male donkey and decided to marry them.
He gathered all the barn animals and began the ceremony.
He started by asking:
” Do you promise to stay beside each other, eat hay with each other and graze forth till death do you apart?”
Then pinched them both till they hee- hawed.
Then he said:
” I now pronounce you donkey and wife”….
Then looked at the donkey and said:
” You may now kick the bride”
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