A little old lady, about 70 years old, walks into an adult bookstore and slowly shuffles up to the counter, her hands shaking.
She stutteringly says, “Eh, eh, excuse me, b-but I’m embarrased…”
The clerk says, “Please don’t be ma’am, human s*xuality is a beautiful, natural thing. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.”
Trembling, she asks, “All right, do- do- do you have (whispers) women’s…pleasure…aides here?
“Like, vibrators and dildos?
Yes, ma’am, we have a large selection of both.”
“An- an- and do- do you know much about them?”
The clerks looks are her shaking form and say,
“Yes, ma’am, I do. I’d be happy to answer any questions you have.”
To which she replies,
“Great! Do- do- do- do you know how to shut ’em off?!”
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