A little bird was flying south for winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the dung, he began to realise how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the birds singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of dung, dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy
2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend
3) When you’re in deep sh!t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut
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