A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper. –

 


A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.

Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

“Listen to this,” she said.

“There’s a classified advert here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”

“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, she said,

“Would you swap me for a season ticket too?”

“Absolutely not,” he said quietly.

“How sweet,” Sarah said.

“Now tell me why not.”

“The season is more than half over.”

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