A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says:
“Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?”
Then the lady answered:
“Excuse me, I think this is a goose.”
And the bartender says:
“Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.”
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