A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose. –


A lady goes into a bar with her goose.

Then the bartender comes up to her and says:

“Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?”

Then the lady answered:

“Excuse me, I think this is a goose.”

And the bartender says:

“Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.”

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