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A husband and wife finally make it out alone to a restaurant for dinner:
Within minutes of arriving, the wife excuses herself to go to the bathroom.
Finally, a waitress attends their table.
Waitress: “Are you ready to order Sir?”
Husband: “My wife’s just popped to the toilet.”
Waitress: “Any idea what she’s having?”
Husband: “Well, it’s easy been ten minutes, so probably a [email protected]!”