A hot dog vendor brings a homeless man to court

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A hot dog vendor brings a homeless man to court for standing near the stand and enjoying the smell of the meat as he ate his bread.

Judge to the homeless man: “Do you deny this?”

Homeless man: “No, your honor.”

Judge: “Do you have any coins?”

Homeless man: “Just a few quarters, your Honor.”

Judge: “Give them here.”

Homeless man: “Your Honor, they’re all I have!”

Judge: “That may be so, but please just give me those coins.”

Homeless man: “Very well.” Hands over the coins.

Judge to the stand owner: “Pay close attention.” Drops coins on the table. “Did you hear that?”

Stand owner: “Yes, your Honor.”

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Judge: “Excellent. Now you take the sound of those coins as payment for the smell of the meat.”

One day little Johnny was digging a big hole in his backyard.

One day little Johnny was digging a big hole in his backyard.

The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.

“Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked.

“My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,”  Johnny replied.

“That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor.

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“That’s because he’s inside your cat!”

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