One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class…
Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon…
Teacher : Wow !! What a choice…
Do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, no…
Teacher: Oh so you want her to be round and white?
Johnny: No, no…
Teacher: Oh, so you want her to be fair and beautiful like the moon?
Johnny: No, no…
I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning…!!!
Men will be men ..
See more: A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar.
A 71-year-old man drinks a drink in a Chicago bar and a beautiful 19-year-old girl comes in and takes a few seats.
The girl is so attractive that he just can not keep his eyes from her. Shortly after, the girl realizes that she is looking at him and approaching him.
Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want 100 dollars, and there’s another condition”.
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The man takes a moment to examine the offer of the beautiful woman. Then he takes out his wallet and puts ten ten-dollar bills in his hands.
He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly:
“Paint my house.”
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