A group of boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip.
The mosquitoes were so fierce that the boys had to hide under the blanket to avoid being bitten.
Then one of the boys saw some fireflies and said to his friend: “We might as well give up. They’re coming after us with flashlights.”
A woman has just won the lottery.
A woman raced her car up her driveway, squealed the brakes, and screeched to a stop.
She ran inside, banged the front door shut, and yelled, “Honey, pack your suitcase! I just won the Powerball!”
Her husband shouted back, “Wow! Really? That’s awesome!! What do you want me to pack? Mountain stuff or Caribbean stuff?
She shouted back, “I don’t give a flip. Just get the hell out!”
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