A group of animals are playing cards…..and arguing.
Lion: “Stop taking glances at my card, you’re a cheetah!”
Cheetah: “No, you’re a Lion!”
Warthog: “You guys are just ignoring the guy with the super long nose who can suck up cards while nobody notices.”
Elephant: “Well I wouldn’t be so hungry for cards if you weren’t HOGGING all the wings!”
Warthog: “Tell that to the dude who thinks eating them will make him fly.”
Ostrich: “You can’t talk, you snort off of the table. Also, will we just ignore the fact that one guy ate all the bananas?”
Monkey: “Give me a break, I can’t even get dinner protein after they fixed all the bugs in the slot machines.”
Giraffe: “Why don’t you just steal leftovers from random plates like I do? You just lean over.”
The Dog at the table looks at all of them and rolls his eyes.
“Ugh, I knew I should have played with my usual crowd!”
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