A government man approaches a pig farmer one day.

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A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.

The farmer answers: “Oh, the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around.”

The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, this is animal cruelty! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”

The next day, another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.

The farmer replies: “Oh the pigs? Only the best products, sir! Caviar, artisanal cheeses, and hand-picked salads!”

The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, the food is way too rich for them, they’ll get sick! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”

On the third day, another man approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.

The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I’ll give them 20 bucks each and let them shop themselves.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog.

A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him.

The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!”

“You sure you got them all?” The farmer replies.

“Yep! All 40 of them!” Says the sheepdog.

“40? But I only have 37 sheep.” Replies the farmer.

The sheepdog answers: “I know. I rounded them up for you.”

LOL!!

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