A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd-grade class.
The boy said,
“Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
The principal was looking restless.
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
Boy: A wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Principal: OH MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends with a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand?
Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
“Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!”
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