A Dog Walks Into A Bar And Hops Up On A Stool. –

 

 

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool.

He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says,

“Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a drink?”

The bartender thinks for a moment and says,

“Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”