A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool.
He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says,
“Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a drink?”
The bartender thinks for a moment and says,
“Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”
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