A deer had a bar.
One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons
“Who broke the window!?”
A hare responded, “I kinda did…”
The deer asked “What do you mean by “kinda”?”
The hare says:
“Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn’t toilet paper and threw me right out of the window”.
The deer find the bear $500.
A few days later, the window got broken again, so the deer asked
“Who broke the window!?”
A squirrel responded, “I kinda did…”
The deer asked “What do you mean by “kinda”?”
The squirrel said:
“Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn’t toilet paper and threw me right out of the window”.
The deer find the bear for $1000.
A few days later, the whole toilet got messed up – the fixtures smashed, the toilet broken and bloodied, the window broken, the door scratched, etc.
So the deer asked, “Who did all this!?”
The hedgehog replied
“I kinda did…
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