A Crusty Old Man Walks Into A Bank. –

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller,

“I want to open a f*cking checking account.”

The astonished woman replies,

“I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”

The woman leaves the window & goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.

The manager agrees that a woman does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to the window & the manager asks the old geezer,

“Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”

There is no f*cking problem,” the man says.

“I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery & I want to put my f*cking money in this damn bank.”

“Oh…I see,” says the manager,

“And is this b!tch giving you a hard time sir…?”