A Couple Were Recently In The Local Shopping Centre. –

A couple was recently in the local shopping centre.

They became separated and about 20 minutes later she telephoned him When he answered, her angry voice asked

“Where the hell are you?”

He sighed and replied

You remember 25 years ago today, we were in this very shopping centre?”


Came the caustic reply.

Well. Do you also remember that jewellers shop?”


she said starting to regret being so short-tempered.

“And do you remember that really expensive necklace that you really liked? And that I told you I would buy it for you one day?”

Tears began to well in her eyes,

She regretted being so terse with him, and she whispered, her voice beginning to shake

“Yes. I do.”


He said.

“I’m in the pub next door.”

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