A country doctor went way out to deliver a baby.
Unfortunately, the place was so far out, that there was no electricity.
As soon as the doctor arrived, there was no one who was home except for the lady in labour and her 5-year-old child.
“What’s your name, little man?”
“Okay, Johnny, I’d like you to hold this lantern high for me so that I can be able to see while I help your mom deliver the baby, right?”
Johnny then held up when the doctor has begun helping the lady.
The mother then began to push and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
Just then, the kid started to cry.
“Now Johnny, congratulations on the job well done. You have a young brother now. So what do you think?”
“Of what?” Asked Johnny.
“Your brother, what do you think o him?”
“I wanna slap him again.” He said.
“What? Why?” Wondered the doctor.
“He is lazy. Why didn’t he just crawl out of there in the first place?”
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