There was once a chicken named Harold.
He liked to romp around eating seeds and clucking about.
One day, He realizes he had to lay an egg.
So he squats up and Starts squeezing.
All his might.
And just when he thinks its too hard and he’ll break the egg, it pops out.
So hes looking down at his egg, all prideful and satisfied. Feels great! He thinks.
But then he hears a distant yelling.
He looks around.
Its getting louder and louder until
Finally
Harold wakes up and his wife is screaming
“HAROLD YOU SH!T THE F*CKING BED AGAIN!”
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