A cattle rancher walks into a bar…
He walks up and orders a strong drink,
“herding cattle is tough work!”
The bartender nods.
In walks a middle-aged woman, who orders two strong drinks,
“Cattle? Try herding cats! I’ve got eight of them!”
The bartender raises an eyebrow, but nods.
Then comes a preschool teacher, visibly worn out, and asks for three shots,
“Eight cats? Try corralling a class of snotty little br@@@ts!”
The bartender sighs, nods, and as he’s fixing the drinks, all four hear a loud THUMP THUMP THUMP of banging on the bar’s window, followed by a muffled
“**YOU Dmmnn MORONS!!!**”
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