A Bumblebee And A Honeybee Meet On The Corner. –

A bumblebee and a honeybee meet on the corner.

The bumblebee says

“Hey, little bro, how’s it going?” and the honeybee says

“Oh, so, so bad. It’s been a horrible summer, hardly any flowers, and there’s next to nothing in the hive.”

“I can give you a hot tip,” says the bumblebee.

“Go half a block south, then fly over the house to the backyard. There’s a bar mitzvah going on and there are more floral displays than you’ve ever seen, and they’ve even got bowls of sugar and glasses of fruit juice – you should make out like a boss!”

“Gosh, thanks!” says the honeybee, and flies off. Hours later, the two bump into each other again.

“Thanks for the great tip,” says the honeybee,

“that’s just about saved the hive.”

“Good,” says the bumblebee, “but… what’s that on your head?”

“That’s a yarmulke,” says the honeybee,

“I didn’t want them thinking I’m a wasp”.