There was once a bull; his name was Billy big balls.
Anyway, Billy lived on a farm all by himself and was really lonely until one day a man was walking by the farm and out of excitement Billy ran jumped over the fence and said hello I’m Billy big balls.
The man took no notice of him and kept walking.
The next day the man walked past the farm again and of course Billy big balls ran jumped over the fence and said hello I’m Billy big balls.
With these incidents happening, the farmer was starting to get pretty upset so he built a fence 4ft higher.
The next day the same thing again, the farmer was amazed and built the fence 6ft higher.
The next day Billy big balls jumped over the fence again and said hello I’m Billy big balls to the man passing by.
By now the farmer was completely pissed and made the fence 10ft higher and out of barbwire.
The next day the man came down walking past the farm and Billy big balls came running and jumped over the fence and said hello
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