Matthew Asks His Dad An Embarrassing Question

One noon at a family home, a father was finishing some chores in the kitchen. Suddenly little Matthew, his 6-year-old son, walks in. He sat down at the table with a very concerned look.

“Is something wrong son?” The father wondered.

“Hmm… yeah,” Matthew replied. “What do you call it when one person sleeps on top of another?”

The father, immediately embarrassed by his question got red like a tomato. He felt that it was a bit early to have the conversation about flowers and bees, but at the same time, he didn’t want to lie to his son.

“It’s called making love,” He replied cautiously.

“No, I don’t think that’s it,” said Matthew.

The dad got even more embarrassed.

“It’s also called coitus,” he said.

“No, not that either,” said the son.

“What is he up to?” thought the father, who gave up on being polite.

“Alright, it’s called f*cking!”

Matthew drew a huge smile and said:

“Now I remember! It was bunk beds!”