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Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game
Little Johnny asked,
“What game is it”?
His Dad replied saying
“For the next hour, sit on the front porch, count how many blue cars drive-by”.
And he sent little Johnny off to the front porch with a lollipop and promptly went to the bedroom.
“Dad! Bobby’s parents are having s*x!” Shouted Little Johnny.
“How would you know that?” Shouted his dad from the bedroom.
“He’s sitting on his front porch with a lollipop, counting blue cars!” Little Johnny shouted back.