A man’s car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard…
He’s walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise.
As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder.
He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.
Relief washes over him and he says, “I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?”
The old man merely continues chiseling and says “They spelled my name wrong.”
A Man And His Wife Are Discussing About Their Son
A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up.
“I have an idea!” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey and a bible on the coffee table…
“If he takes the money, he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey, he’ll be a wino and if he takes the bible, that means he’ll be a preacher.”
So the man and his wife hide just before their son comes in the door, and watch from where they’re hiding.
The boy saunters over to the coffee table.
He picks up the ten-dollar bill, looks at it, then sets it down.
He picks up the bottle of whiskey, uncorks it, sniffs it, then sets it down.
He picks up the bible, leafs through it, and sets it down.
Then the boy takes the money and stuffs it into his pocket, grabs the whiskey and walks off with the bible under his arm.
“Well, how do you like that!” exclaims the father. “He’s going to be a politician!”