A Man Decided To Tattoo His Wife’s Name

A man decided to tattoo his wife’s name on his pe*nis before going to their honeymoon

When erect it proudly reads Wendy on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows Wy.

While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he is using the bathroom and notices the guy in the urinal next to him also has a Wy on his pe*nis. He then asks the guy if his wife is named Wendy.

The guy replies in a Jamaican accent, “No man, why do you ask?”

The husband then explains that he noticed the Wy on his pe*nis and shared that he also has Wy and then when erect it says “Wendy”.

The stranger then said, “When I have a hard on it says, Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.”