A Blonde Guy Finds A Genie Lamp

A blonde guy finds a genie lamp.

He rubs it and a genie appears.

The genie tells him that he will receive three wishes.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, “First, give me a bottomless mug of beer.”

A mug of beer appears in his hand.

He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled.

The guy is thrilled and continues to drink.

The mug never empties.

Then the Genie Lamp says, ‘And what about your other two wishes?’

The guy thinks for a moment and says, ‘Give me two more just like this one!’

 

A blonde named Anna decides to try horseback riding even though she has no experience.

She rides the horseback unassisted and the horse immediately jumps in motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde starts to slide from the saddle.

Horrified, she grabs the horse’s mane but doesn’t seem to have a firm grip.

She tries to put her arms around the horse’s neck, but still slides down the horse’s side anyway.

The horse gallops along.

Seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Eventually, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap clear away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot gets stuck in the stirrup.

She is now at the mercy of the horse-pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, when to her great relief…

Frank the Bunning’s greeter, seen her dilemma and reached over and unplugged the rocking horse.

LOL!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!